okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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