is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
