last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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