You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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