I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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