That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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