I just pynch a tree in the face
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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