"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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