ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
another moral hangover. fuck.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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