Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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