I'm really into asian looking animals
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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