Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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