She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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