He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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