Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Is this like a preordered booty call?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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