Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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