idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
look no pants
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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