Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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