I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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