Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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