Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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