if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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