id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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