My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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