idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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