Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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