Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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