Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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