how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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