Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
you never un-have a 4some
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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