She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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