Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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