her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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