Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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