this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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