Are we in a gay sports bar?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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