Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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