i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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