Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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