Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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