is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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