In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Randomize
