69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
