He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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