Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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