Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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