It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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