operation have a gay friend backfired
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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