Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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