Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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